Popov can't find his own ass unless you put his hand on it.

Jane

Korsak: There are those that consider the Chevrolet Citation a classes.
Frost: Yeah, a classic mistake. It's one of the 50 worst cars ever made, which means you owned one.

Maura: It wouldn't hurt you to be charitable.
Jane: I spent $8 on the beer.

I will do whatever I have to do to get my grand baby back, especially since neither one of you are making any.

Angela

Korsak: How was the christening?
Jane: Think of your worst family holiday and multiply it by ten.

Jane: I don't know what to do, do you?
Frankie: Beat him senseless.

You people need party lessons.

Rondo

Tommy: I should have picked a better mom for him.
Lydia: We got drunk. We did it in your car and then you passed me on to your father. Remember?

There's a potential biological hazard in the baptismal font.

Maura

That's the priest that Tommy ran over in the cross walk.

Jane

I'd kill for either of you but I will never plead guilty.

Paddy

Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.

Jane

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane