Rizzoli & Isles Quotes
Popov can't find his own ass unless you put his hand on it.
Jane
Korsak: There are those that consider the Chevrolet Citation a classes.
Frost: Yeah, a classic mistake. It's one of the 50 worst cars ever made, which means you owned one.
Maura: It wouldn't hurt you to be charitable.
Jane: I spent $8 on the beer.
I will do whatever I have to do to get my grand baby back, especially since neither one of you are making any.
Angela
Korsak: How was the christening?
Jane: Think of your worst family holiday and multiply it by ten.
Jane: I don't know what to do, do you?
Frankie: Beat him senseless.
You people need party lessons.
Rondo
Tommy: I should have picked a better mom for him.
Lydia: We got drunk. We did it in your car and then you passed me on to your father. Remember?
There's a potential biological hazard in the baptismal font.
Maura
That's the priest that Tommy ran over in the cross walk.
Jane
I'd kill for either of you but I will never plead guilty.
Paddy
Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.
Jane