Why can't we dress like call girls? They look so cute.

Maura

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• Added: July 10, 2012

What are we going to wear? I have never been a high class hooker before.

Maura

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• Added: July 10, 2012

No one makes you know you failed the way your child does.

Hope

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• Added: July 10, 2012

May I have one of your hairs with the root ball attached, please?

Maura

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• Added: July 10, 2012

Maura: I think we're a match.
Jane: You are not really my type.

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• Added: July 10, 2012

I just want a cup of coffee, not a Roman orgy.

Jane

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• Added: July 10, 2012

Maura: Let's talk about his penis.
Jane: If we must.

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• Added: July 10, 2012

I'm done watching coffee porn.

Jane

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• Added: July 10, 2012