Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2: "Chapter Two: A Touch of Evil" Quotes
It's the path of least resistance, Kev. A week ago Veronica and I weren't friends. Next week, we'll nod to each other as we pass in the hall, but that's it. You know, in two weeks she won't even remember my name and in three, she'll have latched onto some other girl to destroy.Betty
Moose: So, Saturday night...
Kevin: Listen Moose, you're hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you've got more demons than The Exorcist. We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best...girls.
Archie: Is this...how you feel about...is it real? Because if it's not then I don't know what I'm protecting.
Ms. Grundy: It is. It is real. Maybe it's not right, but it's real, which isn't why...we...you...can't go to Weatherby. If you do that, we will never see each other again. Archie, I'm putting myself in your hands.
Veronica: Is Betty still mad at you?
Archie: Back to no texting. What about you?
Veronica: I'm back to being the shallow, toxic rich bitch who ruins everything in her path. Which is unfortunate because, even though I only just met Betty, it really felt like we were meant to be best friends, like it was our destiny. And now... [Sighs] it's like there was this train that was heading to the rest of my life, and I just missed it.
Betty: Why are you asking me so many questions about Polly? Cheryl?!
Cheryl: Because, you dumb cow, someone shot my brother and I think it was your crazy tweaked-out sister.
Cheryl: You're here for me, aren't you? Because of the autopsy?
Principal Weatherby: We don't need to do this in front of your classmates, Cheryl.
Cheryl: It's alright, Principal Weatherby. They'll find out soon enough.
[Holds up wrists]
Sheriff Keller: No, that won't be necessary.
Veronica: Wait, Cheryl, find out what?
Cheryl: That I'm guilty.