Ray: Take your hand off her. Touch her again and I break your fucking arm. Understand?
Landry: You don’t know what you’re doing, do you?

Terry: Will you pray with me?
Bridget: I’ll pass.
Terry: I killed her.
Bridget: No you didn’t.
Terry: She would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that. She didn’t want the surgery.
Terry: She still would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that.

Conor: What are you gonna do about it?
Abby: I’m going to love you and your sister.
Conor: No. I’m talking about the fucking cancer. What are you gonna do to fix it?
Abby: It can’t be fixed, Conor.

Sam: You seem to be very much on her side.
Ray: She’s just a kid.
Sam: When you look at her, do you see just a kid?

Terry: This stuff makes you want a cigarette. You don’t smoke, do you?
Smitty: No.
Terry: That’s good because it’ll kill you.

Abby: Wanna come play? Just play the game and forget about everything?
Ray: I’m gonna walk the dog.
Abby: With a bottle of fucking whiskey?
Ray: Let me walk the fucking dog, Abby.

Bunchy: What the fuck's going on Mick?
Mickey: Just a little misunderstanding.
Bunchy: He threatened me with four consecutive life sentences. Did you know he was going to arrest me?
Mickey: No, I did not.

Bridget: He’s going to be so wasted.
Terry: No, I’m not… am I?

Clerk: You can't just park in front of a fire station.
Ray: Yeah, well I figured that out.

Abby: You can't keep doing this babe, every time we get bad news.
Ray: Doing what?
Abby: You know what. Where we going this time?

Ray: You look like Marilyn Monroe?
Abby: Oh, yeah?
Ray: Hmm.
Abby: [Removes head scarf]: How about now?

Here's to you and me and the beautiful mess we made.


Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?