Pushing Daisies Season 1 Episode 4: "Pigeon" Quotes
(to Ned) Your thing is waking up dead people. My thing is finding dead people for you to wake up.
Emerson
(about Lefty) That one-armed bitch was speedy
Emerson
Ned: Care to dance?
Chuck: Yes, please.
Ned: You know what our problem is?
Chuck: If you're referring to the touching thing, I see it as more of an obstacle than a problem.
Ned: It's a pretty big obstacle.
Chuck: Not compared to our others problems.
Ned: We've got other problems?
Emerson: I'm going to kill myself.
No, actually I want to talk about this. I could let it go, but like the cat, it will come back, which I wouldn't call annoying but, there's no really great way of saying half-annoying, which it is a little bit.
Ned
Lefty: Jackson was my prison bunkmate.
Vivian: Is bunkmate a euphemism for...?
Lefty: Not in this case, ma'am.
Lefty: I'm sorry, was that guy your boyfriend? The guy who took a step back and let you fall?
Chuck: It was actually a really affectionate gesture. In context
I was born into the life of windmillery.
Elsita
Hand up!
Emerson
I'm sure it's just the mailman. Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman.
Olive
Chuck: We're like everyone else in the world.
Ned: Except I still can't catch you.
Emerson: We're taking two cars next time.
NARM. National Area of Retired Mills.
Chuck
