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Psych

Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?

Gus [to Lassiter]

I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...

Shawn [to JuIiet]

What's your damage, Spencer?

Juliet

Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this hizzy.....am I saying that right? Hizzy?

Lassiter

I am like a classic, I never go out of style.

Lassiter

Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.

Shawn[to Juliet]

Shawn[to Juliet]: I am very fond of you.
Juliet: Me too.

That chick is bonkers!

Henry
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