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Gus

Gus: I was gonna ask you the same question...
Juliet: Gus, this woman witnessed a crime...
Gus: Yeah, a crime in progress, she's stealing my heart...but I ain't pressing charges...

Weirdest flirting I've ever heard.

Shawn

Maybe we could hug it out later.

Shawn [to Geoff]

I am Burton Guster. I am just a man, a man who cares.

Gus

I think lately things are getting out of hand

Shawn[to Gus]

We're so off the grid I think we're back on the grid.

Shawn

Tell your boyfriend goodbye and let's get some pancakes.

Lassiter

Gus: These Plums are God's candy
Shawn: If God meant for those to be candy, why did he invent candy? Did you hear what I just said?

There are some things about women that only me and NBC anchor Brian Williams know.

Shawn

When women tell you to do one thing, they actually want you to do the exact opposite.

Shawn

I am dating your daughter, sir.

Shawn[ to Frank]
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Psych Season 6 Quotes

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Shawn

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn
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