Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.


Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.

Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.

Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

Your girlfriend is gonna wish she stayed in jail. Don't you usually go see her on Saturdays?

Gus [to Lassiter]

I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...

Shawn [to JuIiet]

What's your damage, Spencer?


Tell you something, If I wasn't in a serious and meaningful relationship, I would be doing some serious damage all in this hizzy.....am I saying that right? Hizzy?


I am like a classic, I never go out of style.


Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.

Shawn[to Juliet]

Shawn[to Juliet]: I am very fond of you.
Juliet: Me too.

That chick is bonkers!


Psych Season 6 Quotes

Suck it, hyphens.


I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.