Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.

Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"

Juliet [to Shawn]

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Gus

You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

Shawn

It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.

Shawn

That is the sexiest thing I have ever heard in this office.

Woody [to Grace]

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?

How may potted plants does it take to spell loser?

Lassiter

Shame Your Face!

Shawn

You're not a master chameleon.

Shawn and Gus

Creepiest butt dial ever!

Gus