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Psych

You two are so breaking up over this.

Lassiter

That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask

Lassiter

I'm rounding up man. And who are you, the math police?

Thane

Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.

Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"

Juliet [to Shawn]

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people this year...

Gus

You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

Shawn

It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.

Shawn
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