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Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.

You story, much like your lunchbox, smells a little fishy.

Lassiter

I am so not sleeping tonight.

Shawn

Dad, you took the teeth right out of my badass comment.

Shawn

Hey, it's the Wood-master. Think you're gonna wanna come down here.

Woody

Well the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.

Shawn

Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.

I've never had a cause before...

Shawn

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Shawn

You two are so breaking up over this.

Lassiter

That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask

Lassiter

I'm rounding up man. And who are you, the math police?

Thane
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Psych Season 6 Quotes

Suck it, hyphens.

Shawn

I'm sorry, I was busy James Bond-ing it up in here.

Shawn
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