I've never had a cause before...

Shawn

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Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Shawn

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• Added: April 04, 2012

You two are so breaking up over this.

Lassiter

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That's why [the Innocence Project] is high on my crap list, right behind internal affairs, UNICEF and Lance Bass... don't ask

Lassiter

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• Added: April 04, 2012

I'm rounding up man. And who are you, the math police?

Thane

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• Added: April 04, 2012

Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.

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• Added: April 04, 2012

Don't forget to Tivo "The Voice!"

Juliet [to Shawn]

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• Added: April 04, 2012

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

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• Added: April 04, 2012