We split the food of the dead 50/50 that's always been the deal.

Shawn

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Lassiter: Where is Rip?
Shawn: He is somewhere in this house kicking ass in a classic game of hide and seek.

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Gus once bit me for stealing his honey. But that was because he had just gotten graham crackers and had nothing to dip them in.

Shawn

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Lassiter: As of 2100 hours we are on a phase 4 lockdown!
Billy: Phase 4? What happened to the other three phases you cheap bastard?!

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Lassiter: You know what happens in prison when you cry Harvard? A bunch of inmates go to the library and check out a bunch of books you've probably read before and beat you until you forget you ever went to...care to guess?
Martin: Harvard...
Lassiter: You really are smart.

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