Psych 2 Season 1 Episode 1: "Lassie Come Home" Quotes
Truth be told, I like you, Carlton. You've got soft lips and a chest full of hair long enough to wig all of Destiny's Child. So trust me when I tell you this is the last thing I wanted to do today.Dolores [to Lassiter]
All I know about fatherhood is what I learned from watching all eight episodes of Manimal.Shawn [to Mary]
Shawn: This is weird and uncomfortable.
Henry: Yup. Weird.
Buzz: I'm not sure I understand anything right now.
O'Hara: That's the Buzz I know and love.
Dr. Herschel: I'd like to remind you gentlemen that the areas marked restricted are restricted because they are restricted.
Shawn: That feels fair.
Shawn: I probably should have left the leash on.
Gus: Ya think?
Shawn: Damn, he cleared the horizon quickly.
Henry: You left behind a slow cooker with a three-pound roast in it. You nearly "This is Us"-ed the whole block.
Shawn: "This Is Us?" Dad, why are you watching that show? They have the same show on ABC, but newer.
Shawn: Are we on the same page right now?
Gus: Yes. Alternative Spider-Verse.
Shawn: Lassie, we're in.
Lassiter: Of course you're in, you morons. There's a hand in your hand.
I can't keep track of every little shortie who wants what they can't have.Gus [to Shawn]
Shawn: We just can't stop doing bits we've been doing for 10 years. We have fans. They have expectations. There'll be a huge backlash.
Gus: Shawn, we are two dumb asses. We do not have fans.
Meet Morrissey, the rescue dog, here to rescue you from your own handsomeness.Shawn [to Lassiter]