If you have anything real to ask me, we can do it in your office. Under fluorescent lights. And I promise you'll be the one embarrassed.


You can tell Alison you love me, Em. That hasn't been a secret since we were in brownies.


Mona: Sorry, I'm late. What did I miss?
Spencer: Um, an invitation.

Why are the police investigating a flood? Doesn't that fall under bad plumbing?


Ezra: Did I step on you?
Aria: Nope.
Ezra: Because I could have sworn I saw pain.