Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
Leslie: What’s your favorite TV show?
Donna: For live tweeting it’s Scandal, for binge watching, it’s Scandal. And for fashion? Scandal. My favorite TV show is Scandal.
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
The only thing I’m crazy about is a magnificent pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins.Leslie
I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Al Gore is and now I’m afraid to ask.Andy
You are like the saxophone player for the California Raisons good!Andy
On nights like this when the cold winds blow, the air is awash in the swirling eddies of our dream, come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz.Duke Silver
Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!Ben
Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
Chillin’ in the studs with my dudes.Leslie
Good, I hate paperwork. I hardly ever do it in my bed on a Saturday night listening to old Spice Girls CDs.Leslie
What’s wrong with you? You look like Meryl Streep at the end of Iron Weed. You wish…Craig