Parks and Recreation Season 6 Quotes
Principal: How old are you?
April: He’s 33 and I’m 47/Immortal.
Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?
Ohh, girl, you look creepy.Andy
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.Ben
I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.Ben
Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.
I’m just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks! And also, I’m the Zodiac Killer!April
Okay, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.Ann
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!Tom
Ron: Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss: silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by a children’s tv program called Doc McStuffins.