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I hate him for this stupid reason.

April

Jerry's work is often adequate.

Ron

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.

Ron

Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.

I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of cops.

Ben

I dig your groovy tunes man.

April

You look like I could use some company.

Dave

I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.

Ron

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.

Leslie
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