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Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.

Leslie

As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.

Leslie

Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!

Leslie

I think Ben's already filling the Leslie void.

Donna

I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.

April

That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.

Leslie

The Meagles are cold people.

Donna

Oh crap, did we lose seniors in the woods again?

Jerry

Yes, Walter, it does say that you're right. But using basic logic and human intelligence one can surmise that this is a link to an image.

Leslie
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