You look like I could use some company.


I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.


I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.


It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.


Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.


Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.

I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.


How am I supposed to find the love of Ann's life when it sounds like a funeral in here?


Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.

All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.


I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.


Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.