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Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.

Andy

Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.

Anyone want to go to JJ's for some after dinner omelets?

Ron

Ben: I guess we'll just set fire to the studio or something.
Leslie: Oh that's so sweet, I've never had a boyfriend willing to commit arson for me before.
Donna: It gets old.

Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'

Jerry

I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.

Leslie

Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.

Ben

The world's my gymnasium Ron!

Chris

I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.

Ron
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