Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 15: "Dave Returns"

Dave: You look like I could use some company.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: I never thought I would say this to you son, but you may be over thinking this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to endorse 10 beers into my mouth because it has been an incredible stressful evening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 14: "Operation Ann"

Donna: I have several men in rotation. One's waiting for me out in the car. Don't worry I rolled down the window.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Oh Ann, you beautiful spinster, I will find you love.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Ron: Thank you all for being here, let's get started.
Leslie: Wow, great attitude Ron.
Ron: Sorry, I was talking to these ribs.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ron: I hate riddles, and other such nonsense. I want that on record, but something wicked with a book is my ex-wife's library.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: How am I supposed to find the love of Ann's life when it sounds like a funeral in here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Screw romantic dinners, let's go rub it in their face.
Leslie: God, I love you so much.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 13: "Bowling for Votes"

Leslie: All the things make me think a lot of feelings about myself.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Leslie: I've never been very good at letting things go. I can't tell you how many times a fun tug of a war with a dog over a chew toy turned contentious. One of always gets mad.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

April: Oh I don't know Jerry, it's Sunday night, I'm making phone calls to strangers, and you're in my house. My life couldn't be worse.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: When I eat it is the food that is scared.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Straight down the middle, no hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ron: Tom, I'm asking you as a man to stop this immediately!
Ron: What the f***?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

April: To the better place world, Fred.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Not now Ben, I would like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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