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If I had to have anybody tell me that I have cancer, I would want it to be me.

Chris

Jennifer: I swear the air in this town is killing my brain cells."
Leslie: The water isn't good for you either, you shouldn't drink the tap water.

Donna: A lot of these dogs have rescued people from burning buildings. This one helped Ray Charles around.
Andy: What? This cat was in Boogie Nights?

Chris: You and I will embark in a quick session of heart-rate meditation, focusing on conscious breathing and opening the heart shakra.
Ron: I'm not sure I'm interested in that. No, I am sure, I'm not interested in that.

Gilles: All due respect Miss Ludgate, do you even know what you're doing here?
April: All due respect Mr. Hamster Penis, but no, I don't.

I have so many ideas. Some are simple like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like 'bring all this crumbling to the ground.'

Ron

I've gotten to know the city councilmen pretty well because of my campaign. If you hear them talking about that blonde pain in the ass, that's me.

Leslie

Leslie: Did he do all this just for you?
Ann: No, he just lives like this. He's deeply in debt, but who cares.

I'm not saying she's a dog murder per se. I just think her actions raise some questions, like 'is Leslie Knope a dog murder?'

Jennifer

Are you hitting on Leslie for me?

Ben

It's like dealing with a strict mother who I am confusingly attracted to. Ben is like a MILF.

Leslie

Chris: I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.

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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.

Andy
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