Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 18: "Lucky"

Jerry: Well, you know it's like I always say 'it ain't government work if you don't have to do it twice.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I think we may have used up all our luck tonight. Actually, not all of it, he's about to get lucky. [Leslie points to Ben] It's on.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 17: "Campaign Shake-Up"

Ben: Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: The world's my gymnasium Ron!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: I work hard to make sure my department is as small and as ineffective as possible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Like I always say, stairs is a young man's game.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: As a candidate I appreciate your strategic mind, but as a woman all I care about is your slight but powerful body.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Please let me get my insult out I've been practicing it the whole way over here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: I think Ben's already filling the Leslie void.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I don't want to do things. I want to not do to things like you taught me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 16: "Sweet Sixteen"

Leslie: That's the style now Ron. It's called Lollipopping. All the kids are doing it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: The Meagles are cold people.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jerry: Oh crap, did we lose seniors in the woods again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Yes, Walter, it does say that you're right. But using basic logic and human intelligence one can surmise that this is a link to an image.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: I hate him for this stupid reason.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: Jerry's work is often adequate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 15: "Dave Returns"

Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I'm deathly afraid of cops.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I dig your groovy tunes man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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