Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes
Yeah we got the moon. What are you going to do without tides, Peru?
Leslie
I definitely have more lions than any other country in the world.
Andy
Every two weeks I need to sand down my toe nails. They're too strong for clippers.
Ron Swanson
Turns out when you think the world's ending you don't aim so carefully in the porto potties.
Leslie
It is a beautiful night for the end of the world.
Ron
They're gonna have sex together in five minutes. I've gotta stop this.
Leslie
We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
April
No thinking just stupid!
Andy
Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
Ben
Leslie: If the world was ending tomorrow I'd want to be with him.
Ron: Well that's significant the problem is the world's not ending tomorrow.
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
Where's all the faces of the presidents?
Andy
