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Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

April

I hit my head, or brain helmet.

Andy

Oh my God, this magic marker smells like cherries.

Ann

The important thing is the dam is never happening, and your dream has been crushed.

Ron

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish.

Leslie

Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.

It's true. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. So what? Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? No, they're committed by friends and coworkers! That analogy was way better in my head.

Leslie

I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.

Ron

Leslie: See there's more things to look at on the internet other than naked guys Ann.
Ann: What?

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