Parks and Recreation

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Ben: Where did you get a Washington Monument figurine at midnight on a Tuesday?
Leslie: From my office - I have like 50 of them.

Ben: Why are you laughing?
Leslie: Because my dream is dead.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Ron

Andy: I'll tell you what honey, here's the deal -- you get fired, I'll
quit too. I'm serious. We'll move to a new city, burn our fingertips
off with acid, swap faces...
April: What?
Andy: If we have to.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.

Andy

We brought a sorry for your loss fruit basket for Bobby. And
it is very classy -- no melons and no apples.

Leslie

Anything else would be a classless move, on par with spray
painting nipples on the Lincoln Memorial.

Jen

My official statement is that is, overall, a bummer.

Leslie

He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to go
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.

Tom

In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into a
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
Dangerfield impression.

Ben

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I
will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Chris
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Parks and Recreation Season 4 Quotes

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie