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Ron: Is this everybody?

Donna: Ann took a cab. Tom's in the trunk. Jerry's on the roof.

Leslie: John Ralphio!

John: Yes, I'm here.

Leslie: Dance up on me.

And let's be honest, it would be nice to not have to pull strange things out of people's butts every night.

Leslie

Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whorewille.

Chris

Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers.

Chris

Jan Cooper will give you Chlamydia. Brought to you by the Pawnee Department of Public Health.

Chris

I won't publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are US Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two inch style oscillating knife blade.

Ron

I want this night to get krazy. Get me a shot of snake juice. I hear it has a dope aftertaste.

Ron

Meeting in one hour. If you don't make it you're on my donezo list.

Tom
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