Parks and Recreation Season 3 Quotes
I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.Ben
Tammy: Guess I'll be heading home.â€¨
Ron: Catching the number twelve bus to Satan's butthole?â€¨
Tammy: Actually I prefer the number 69 train to Humpsville Station.
Ron: An hour ago an entire fireball consumed my entire face and it was far preferable to spending another second with you.â€¨Tammy: Tell that to your pants tent.
Does the carpet match the face?Tammy
Ron, are you mad at me? Because without eyebrows I can't really tell.Jerry
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed.Ron
I think if you would know one thing about me it would be that I prefer laying wreaths to lighting torches.Ron
I hope you brought a change of clothes because your eyes are about to piss tears.Jean-Ralphio
Leslie: Oh President Reagan, my blazer popped open.â€¨
Ben: Well, Maggy Thatcher, let me help you with that. Our countries have had a very special relationship.
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.â€¨
Leslie: Okay, lay down.
Hello Leslie, how long have you been sleeping with Ben?Ron
I made my money the old fashioned way. Getting run over by a Lexus.Jean-Ralphio