Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 23: "Freddy Spaghetti"

Leslie: The only guy that I care about right now is six feet tall with wild crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. Freddy Spaghetti.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Less man time, more Ann time.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Don't make it last very long. Ladies don't like that.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Leslie: Is this a bad time?
Tom: Lucy's here, I'm in my sexy pajamas. I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Yes.
Leslie: You're about to have sex.
Tom: Why else would Boyz II Men's "On Bended Knee" be playing right now.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Mark: Recently I have been thinking about maybe leaving this job, but I felt like I needed a sign. And then Ann broke up with me the week I was going to propose, the government got shut down and yesterday one of those pigeons took an [expletive] on me. And I was indoors, so...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mark: You know, not everyone has your enthusiasm for this work.
Leslie: You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years, Mark Brendana-quits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ann: Traditionally, when I end a long-term relationship, I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things. So I need to stay away from Chris.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: That is not your call.
Ben: I know, it's on your badge.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chris: I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That's 65 thousand miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ben: The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: You're wrong. Are you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Is there any way I can still, kind of, yeah?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Resident #2: School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Resident: With the government shut down, who's going to stop Al Qaeda?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: No one is more upset about this than I am. Not like it's a competition or anything. 'Cause if it was, I would win, but that's neither here nor there. The point is I would win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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