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Ben: Every department's losing a Leslie Knope.
Ron: No, Ben. They are not. No other department has one to begin with. Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids.

Ron: Sell the zoo animals.
Ben: OK, to whom?
Ron: Cosmetics labs, weird restaurants. I'm just spitballin' here.

I know what'll loosen up our brains. Massage train. And, I know what you're thinking. It's not that I want a massage; I'll be the caboose. And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.

Chris

Tom: We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.
Lucy: You guys know Tom really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?

Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my girlfriend to finish eating breakfast.

Tom

Can you go pick up Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes? We need to give him the star treatment.

Leslie

Right off the bat, we sell city hall. Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a TJ Maxx.

Ron

I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.

Ron

Ben: We need to cut expenditures by 32 percent.
Ron: Let's make it an even 40.

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