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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 2 Episode 15: "Sweetums"

Tom: Brendanawicz. Quick question: Do you personally know Xzibit because I was checking out that pick up truck of your's and that ride is pimp.
• Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Wow, that family looks so healthy. Look at them, they're all wearing vests.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tom: Who am I suppose to ask for fashion advice? Jerry? He wears the same suit-stained khakis every day.
• Rating: Unrated

Tom: Why don't you get some Canadian bacon on it, since you're from Canada, and sausage, because I'm brown and spicy.
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Ann: Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in America. The kids here are just beefy. They're husky, big-boned, chunk monsters.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Donna: Oh, Andy. You're fine, but you're simple
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: That's really sweet that your grandparents still make love.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ron: I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: You look like Encyclopedia Brown
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "Leslie's House"

Phil: Were you aware that all the entertainment and food was provided by rec center teachers?
Ron: Would I have stayed if I knew that?
Phil: I don't know. Would you have?
Ron: Would you have?
Phil: No. I wouldn't have. Did you hear Leslie make any promises?
Ron: What constitutes a promise?
Phil: A quid pro quo.
Ron: Oh. Do you know Latin?
Phil: OK. Thank you, Ron.
Ron: Are we done?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: There are very few things I have asked for in this world. To build a new park from scratch, to eventually become president and to one day solve a murder on a train.
• Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Everybody stop talking, until Justin gets here. Don't use up your stories.
Mark: Well I think somebody from Animal Services is going to get canned-
Leslie: Oh my god, what part of no talking do you not understand? Please have a good time and shut your mouth.
• Rating: Unrated

Mark: I can't wait to talk to Justin again. Last time he told me about how he snorkeled with whale sharks in Madagascar. That was after I told him that I sometimes go swimming at the Y.
• Rating: Unrated

Andy: I promise I will not spit in anyone's food, unless they should request that I do.
• Rating: Unrated

Ann: What do you need this bird house for? Can we get rid of it?
Leslie: I might need it.
Ann: What about this one?
Leslie: Well, if two birds come along.
• Rating: Unrated

Andy: Hey it's me, Justin. Take my coat, but please be careful I got it from the king of Africa when we were walking on the Berlin Wall together. Really, Justin, what instruments do you play? Actually. Actually he's a pretty sick keyboardist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: If I wanted to bring a large number of deviled eggs, but I didn't want to share them with anyone else, can you guarantee fridge space?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ron: How many courses will there be?
Leslie: Three
Ron: Hmm?
Leslie: Four.
Ron: Hmm.
Leslie: Not including dessert.
Ron: So five courses.
Leslie: Yes, now it will be five courses.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Justin: You've got to try this.
Leslie: Oh that's really good.
Justin: Isn't it great? It's camel stomach.
Leslie: Is it?
Justin: I'm teasing, I'm teasing. It's chicken.
Waiter: Would you like to try the camel stomach?
Leslie: No.
• Rating: Unrated