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Ron: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting.
Leslie: Wow, must be terrible.
Ron: Only when I'm losing.

I need you to make that out to Wendy. Tom is an amazing guy. You never should have left him. You made a huge mistake in your life and you're probably going to die alone. Love, Detlef.

Tom

Brooks Brothers Boys, it's like the cuts are slimmer, and it's cheaper. Win win.

Tom

Leslie: So how are things going with you two?
April: They're going really well. We're gonna get married and I'm pregnant with his child.

Martin: Coming up, a very special video presentation called Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.

Diabetes. Yuck. Tonight we're hoping the people of Pawnee dig their big, chubby hands into their plus-sized pockets and donate generously.

Joan

Leslie: Yeah, it's exciting-
Joan: Cut the chatter. Telehosting? Not as easy as it looks, OK? This isn't C-SPAN. This is Local Access 46.

I'm fix six and three-quarters.

Tom

Tom: Got enough leg room back there?
Detlef: Yeah, you don't have to sit so far up.
Tom: Yeah, I do.

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