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I engaged in sexting, texting, and tex-mexting, which is when you take a picture of your genitals from the restroom of a Chili’s To Go.

Dexhart

I believe luck is a concept invented by the weak to explain their failures.

Ron

Ben: Today is Leslie’s last day as a counselor, so everyone needs to be extra supportive.
Ron: Already done. When I walked past her this morning, I gave her a kind nod.

April: Babe, wake up!
Andy: That’s my spaghetti, Chewbacca.

Jamm: You’re the Superman to my Lex Luther.
Leslie: You want to be Lex Luther?
Jamm: Uh, yeah! Lex Luther is rich.

How sweet is this table? I got it from an authentic Benihana for $4000.

Jamm

I have gone head to head with Jamm 112 times. He has won 56 times and I have won 56 times.

Leslie

Barney: I just can’t believe it’s finally happening!
Frank: Hi Ben. I’m Frank. I took the job when you turned it down. I’ve heard a lot about you.

Video Ron Demand.

Tom

The voters, to use a political term, gave you the stanky boot.

Jamm

April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.

Fluoride is boring! Welcome to TDazzle! It’s an aquatic-based social media oral experience.

Leslie
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron
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