Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April

That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

Leslie

You can’t escape City Hall, fool!

Leslie

Tom put all my records into this rectangle!

Ron

Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.

Chris

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

Leslie

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

Ben

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris

You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.

Jennifer

I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!

Tom

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April
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Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.