Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.

Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.


Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...


I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.


Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.

Two years ago, you found out you were quarter French and had a nervous breakdown.


That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.


Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.

I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!


Leslie: You forgot the last sentence.
Ron: No I didn't - I remember that part. It says "hire her."

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.