Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --

Andy

This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Ron

You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.

April

If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.

Andy

Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk

Andy

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

Ron

The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.

Jen

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

Ron

I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.

Andy

Leslie: Right now, my basic arguement is: 'give us the land, that would be nice.'

Parks & Rec Quotes

I hit rock bottom that night. I mean I literally fell to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock. I remember laying there thinking, there's probably a good reason why I'm down here. And then I remember thinking I need morphine.

Mark

You know why tonight is so much fun? Because everyone's so gay. And they know how to have fun, and the dancing ... everyone is just who they are and who they are is just stone cold gay.

Leslie