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Children are terrible artists and artists are crooks.

Ron

I’m getting the epiphany sweats!

Leslie

It was a pizza stuffed with little pizzas. And the crusts of those little pizzas were stuffed with chocolate.

Leslie

The bride wore a gown made by her friend Ann Perkins and the groom wore a butt so perfect it could make an angel hang himself.

Leslie

There has never been a sadness not cured by breakfast food.

Ron

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

I told him One Headlight by the Wallflowers isn’t dancing material and he told me, “Not with that attitude!”

Ann

Holy mother of Malia! And Sasha! I love them both equally.

Leslie

Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.

Chris

Ain’t no party like a Leslie Knope party cause a Leslie Knope party is 30 parties.

Leslie

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron
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