Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!


Ron: I'm not a spy, and I would not reveal classified information -
Ben: Do you have to say that every time?
Ron: Yeah.

I got something big and exciting. All I need is a blimp --


This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.


You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.


If you want something badly. you just gotta believe it's gonna work out.


Extremely well put.

Judge Perd

If we can't get the rights, I'm going ot walk


Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?


The only thing I love more than Parks, is Recreation.


They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."


I mean $100 bucks a week is pretty fair.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Oh, uh, also, Mark. Again, we don't have those extra small condoms you ordered. I called the factory, i''s going to take a special order. Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well. Something they've never dealt with before.


Ben: Newspaper headline was "Ice Town costs ice clown his town crown."
Leslie: Yuck.
Ben: They were big into rhymes.