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If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.

Tom

You are the world’s most adorable and I LOVE YOU! You are so freakin’ precious!

Craig

Once again, Pawnee citizens might tolerate/ignore me!

Leslie

He now has that look that only comes with the pride of labor. Or…he pooped. Either way, I’ve never been prouder.

Ron

My son is several weeks old. He is very familiar with the sound of power tools.

Ron

I’d like to introduce you to my son. John, middle name redacted, Swanson.

Ron

Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!

Craig

When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!

Ben

I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.

Ben

Veganism is the sad result of a morally corrupt mind. Reconsider your life.

Ron

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron

Computers are mostly pointless, but that Yelp thing gave me a great idea on how to criticize people in places.

Ron
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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron
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