Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.


Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.


I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.


It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!


I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.


All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.


The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein


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Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.


Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?


How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!


Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.