Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.Ron
Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.Ron
I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.Craig
It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!Craig
I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.Donna
All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.Tom
The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.Dennis Feinstein
Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.April
Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?Andy
How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.Leslie