Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.

Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.


Also they called three hours ago, and said they approved the plans.


I wish my reign had lasted longer -- but I'm happy with the decisions I made, and the people I fired.


It's about time! We're losing the cranberry sauce, effective immediately!


I say, in matters of the heart, treat yo' self.


All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.


The hound is a cologne I made that makes everything smell like wet dog.

Dennis Feinstein


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Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.


Was it Putin? Voldemort Putin? Of Russia?


How ever many waffles it takes to keep you in business.


Parks & Rec Quotes

Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!