Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.

Ron

Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Ron: No.
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.

I'm better now! I mean sure I'm depressed, and I'm constantly sick, and nothing really brings me joy, but it just feels right!

Councilman Jamm

April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?

Andy: Head coach of the Chicago Bulls.
Tom: No he's uhh, we're with a non profit -
Andy: What!? No! Am I? That sucks.

Chicagooooo! The big apple!

Andy

It's like rescuing a bunny from a lion! But that lion is a demonic sociopath - with really nice cleavage.

Leslie

The snooker has become the snort!

Leslie

Andy: We. Are going. To Chicago!
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now? Because it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had! Let's go!

Councilman Jamm: You know who else had plans?
Leslie: Oh please don't say Hitler.
Councilman Jamm: Hitler!

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Aw are you bummed Tom? I have a quick fix for that - let's get hammered. Everything is free here.

Andy

I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.

April

Parks & Rec Quotes

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April