Parks and Recreation Quotes
Barney: I just can’t believe it’s finally happening!
Frank: Hi Ben. I’m Frank. I took the job when you turned it down. I’ve heard a lot about you.
Video Ron Demand.Tom
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The voters, to use a political term, gave you the stanky boot.Jamm
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April: Favorite book?
Donna: Downton Abbey.
April: That’s not a…
Donna: Downton. Abbey.
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Fluoride is boring! Welcome to TDazzle! It’s an aquatic-based social media oral experience.Leslie
Chris: Ron, I want to do things the Swanson way.
Ron: Wonderful. First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words. I have used 9. You have used 20.
Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do nothing bad can happen to me. I am like a white male U.S. senator.Leslie
Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?Ben
This morning I saw a youtube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.Tom