I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me - and so on. Then I lost the list.

Andy

You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!

Leslie

Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!

It's f*cking milk.

Ron

Why? Was there something inside the stupid ball?

Andy

Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.

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Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.

Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.

I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

Ron

Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.

Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.

April

This is why they call it Beantown, huh?

Andy

Parks & Rec Quotes

We get to do work worth doing, alongside people we love.

Leslie

I hit rock bottom that night. I mean I literally fell to the bottom of a pit and hit a rock. I remember laying there thinking, there's probably a good reason why I'm down here. And then I remember thinking I need morphine.

Mark