Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 3: "William Henry Harrison" Quotes
I'm going to break out of here, then I'm going to snap you in half.Ron
Leslie: You're the most unreasonable person I've ever meet and I'm not going to change my mind no matter what anyone says.
Ron: You're bad at scrapbooking.
Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn't! Because I'm a ghost!Ben
Leslie: That was all flash no substance!
Ron: It was exactly as substantive as your presentation.
They're talking about this ball!Leslie
This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.Ron
Do you want me to bite him?April
I made a list of the things you love. Playing with our dog, staring contests, having sex with me - and so on. Then I lost the list.Andy
You have to tell me because you legally bound yourself to me inmarriage!Leslie
Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!
It's f*cking milk.Ron
Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-