Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 13: "The Set Up" Quotes
[My ideal man] has the brains of George Clooney and the body of Joe Biden.
Leslie
You know I was only with Mark for one night and I was hung up on him for six years. I dated Dave for three months, so if I continue that pattern I won't be over him for 500 years.
Leslie
Talking about writing about what I'm doing. Now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing.
Andy
Honestly, if you wanted to, you could go triplets right off the bat, Leslie.
Chris
I'm trying to think of this as an adventure, just getting right back on that horse, even if that horse is crazy and wants to peer inside my body.
Leslie
I got a night club opening to go to, which tie should I wear?
Tom
Andy: You have to choose: me or Justin?
Ann: What? No. I'm dating Mark!
Andy [to camera]: This close.
I wanna punch you in the face so bad right now.
Ron [to Tom]
Chris: Are you on your period?
Leslie: No. Does that matter?
Chris: Not for this.
