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Leslie: Well, but Chris said that you just had to, you know, tinker with things.
Ben: Yeah he said that because that sounds a lot better than, "We're going to gut it with a machete."

What exactly will you be cutting? And how much of it, and can I watch you do it while eating pork cracklings?

Ron

Chris is the most positive state budget auditing consultant I've ever met. I mean, I made eye contact with him and it was like staring into the sun.

Leslie

Jerry, we don't know that. Maybe these people are very helpful and pleasant and-aah! Death!

Leslie

Man, I should have yelled at you way more.

Mark

Tom says it's OK. That probably means it isn't OK.

Andy

Ron: Leslie, what do we do when we get this angry?
Leslie: We count backwards from 1,000 by sevens and we think of warm brownies.

Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them-except that I am!

Leslie

Paul: We are postponing all planning and spending decisions indefinitely.
Leslie: Um, until when?
Paul: Indefinitely.
Leslie: And when will that end?
Paul: Later than now.
Leslie: So this week, probably?

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