You're what keeps me going. You're my "VerizonChipotleExon."

Andy

I once found a rock that look like Santa Claus -- hat and everything.

Andy

I don't understand what's the problem Officer, just train the ocean!

Andy

My wife, "April Ludgate-Karate-Dwyer!"

Andy

"Phenomenon" means to "search a cave."

Andy

Andy: Hey, kids! This seems like a "hug moment!"
Ron: You are mistaken! Remove the graphic!

I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.

Andy

In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.

Andy

Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 10 Quotes

I don't know what happened! I took it out to play hide and seek, I couldn't find it, and -- oh wait I know what happened.

Andy

In a couple weeks, I'll be moving to Washington, D.C. It's the capitol of the entire world.

Andy