Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "The Camel" Quotes (Page 3)

Donna: No offense, Leslie, but I'm not an artist.
Leslie: That's not true, Donna. I've seen your fingernails.
Donna: Um, I pay someone to do this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: You can have two legacies. Look at Madonna: great singer, amazing arms.
Tom: Look at O.J. Simpson: Heisman Trophy winner, Naked Gun.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: Sewage! Let's roll.
Tom: Damn! How does sewage always get the hottest interns?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Joe, you work in sewage. Your department literally specializes in crap. You really want to do this?
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: We really need better security here. We also need better, less offensive history.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: The mural that normally resides here is called The Spirit of Pawnee, and it's very controversial. We've had someone throw acid at it, tomato sauce. Someone tried to stab it once.
 • Rating: Unrated

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