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Leslie: So how are things going with you two?
April: They're going really well. We're gonna get married and I'm pregnant with his child.

Martin: Coming up, a very special video presentation called Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.

Diabetes. Yuck. Tonight we're hoping the people of Pawnee dig their big, chubby hands into their plus-sized pockets and donate generously.

Joan

Leslie: Yeah, it's exciting-
Joan: Cut the chatter. Telehosting? Not as easy as it looks, OK? This isn't C-SPAN. This is Local Access 46.

I'm fix six and three-quarters.

Tom

Tom: Got enough leg room back there?
Detlef: Yeah, you don't have to sit so far up.
Tom: Yeah, I do.

I have to nap up. If I don't get a solid five, it kills my sunny disposition.

Ron

My nana, she used to say the best stuff. No work yourself into a lather. Look where it is and you'll find it. Don't put me in a home. Tell the truth and shame the devil. The devil knows where you're hiding. If you take enough rides with the devil pretty soon he's going to drive. She was really into the devil.

Leslie

Ann: As a nurse and as your friend, I highly suggest you don't try to stay up for the next 24 hours.
Leslie: I can definitely do it. I've already been up for 24 hours.

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