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Who am I suppose to ask for fashion advice? Jerry? He wears the same suit-stained khakis every day.

Tom

Why don't you get some Canadian bacon on it, since you're from Canada, and sausage, because I'm brown and spicy.

Tom

Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in America. The kids here are just beefy. They're husky, big-boned, chunk monsters.

Ann

Oh, Andy. You're fine, but you're simple

Donna

That's really sweet that your grandparents still make love.

Andy

I think the entire government should be privatized. Chuck E. Cheese could run the parks. Everything operated by tokens. Drop in a token, go on the swing set. Drop in another token, take a walk. Drop in a token, look at a duck.

Ron

You look like Encyclopedia Brown

Leslie
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