Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 9: "Pie-Mary" Quotes
Elise: Congratulations Ben, we'd like to name you woman of the year.
Leslie: Son of a bitch!
Because this tree is strong and quite, and always there when you need it. Or whatever.Ron
I change my locks every 16 days. That key's been useless since the 2nd Tuesday I gave it to you.Ron
Ben: Now one's ever asked me how my kids are or who's taking care of them. By the way who's taking care of them?
Leslie: My -- my mom, everythings fine.
I love how independent my wife is, and for that reason, I will not let her speak! That came out wrong.Ben
Gerry: Gale might even call me the "b" word. Bozo.
Donna: Wow, we are very different people.
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
It's an impossible puzzle, and I love puzzles!Ron