Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Kaboom" Quotes (Page 2)

Mark: Would you break the rules?
Leslie: I won't murder.
Mark: That's good to know.
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Leslie: I am so sick of moving like a slug. I want to move like a cheetah. Or a slug driving a remote controlled car. Something more plausible than that. But fast.
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Leslie: How do we cut through the red tape and how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?
Tom: We need to cut through the red tape and get the pit filled in.
Leslie: Yes, Tom. Good.
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Leslie: In my next life I'm going in a private industry. Maybe strip mining.
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Andy: I thought I'd give back to those less fortunate than myself.
Ann: You live in a pit.
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Andy: The key to volunteering? A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in. The Red Cross has amazing cookies. I go there all the time. Meals on Wheels was a bonanza. Suicide Hotline? Surprisingly lame spread.
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Ann: Man, this is tough.
Leslie: Yeah, but just think of all the kids that'll swing on this swing. Fat kids, skinny kids, brainiacs, sluts, the gay drama kids, goths, jocks, the alternative crowd.
Ann: Mmm hmm.
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Keef: You can look at a problem and you can either go, "Oh, this is a problem." Or you can kaboom! Blow it up and turn it into something great. You literally kaboom the problem.
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Leslie: Well, we're here in Eagleton. It's two towns over. And we're all volunteering for KaBOOM!, a service organization that says it builds a playground in a day. I never trust anything that comes that quickly. That's why I don't eat minute rice.
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Tom: So, what does the Man Pillow look like?
Leslie: Daniel Craig. It's for my lower back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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