Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 5: "Halloween Surprise" Quotes
Leslie: Oh my God. What are you doing?
Ben: Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.
Leslie: Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.
Ben: Leslie Knope, will you---
Leslie: YES!
Ben: Marry me?
Leslie: Oh yeah, yeah!
Leslie: 3 out of 4 married couples have met each other at spontaneous auctions!
Ann: I don't think that's true.
Donna: If you don't like what I'm tweeting then don't follow me.
Morris: What are you doing?
Donna: I'm live tweeting this dumbass conversation.
I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack! Is that so much to ask?
Tom
Seriously, did you eat farts for lunch?
Tom
Hope no one minds if I live tweet this bitch!
Donna
It's just a piece of paper. He only made it for me after I specifically asked for it after crying loudly. It sure meant a lot to receive it.
Chris
Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
