Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti" Quotes (Page 4)
Ben: Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.
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Chris: I have run 10 miles a day, every day, for 18 years. That's 65 thousand miles. A third of the way to the moon. My goal is to run to the moon.
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Ben: The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?
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Leslie: You're wrong. Are you crazy? Can you put a price tag on a child's smile?
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Leslie: I'm very glad that you agree with me, but I actually worked really hard on my argument. Is there any way I can still, kind of, yeah?
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Resident #2: School is out in two weeks. What am I going to do with my kids all day? Keep them in my house? Where I live?
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Resident: With the government shut down, who's going to stop Al Qaeda?
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Leslie: No one is more upset about this than I am. Not like it's a competition or anything. 'Cause if it was, I would win, but that's neither here nor there. The point is I would win.
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Andy: Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.
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Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
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