Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti" Quotes (Page 3)
Leslie: The only guy that I care about right now is six feet tall with wild crazy hair and a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. Freddy Spaghetti.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Less man time, more Ann time.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Don't make it last very long. Ladies don't like that.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leslie: Is this a bad time?
Tom: Lucy's here, I'm in my sexy pajamas. I just took four Benadryls to dull my sensitivity. Yes.
Leslie: You're about to have sex.
Tom: Why else would Boyz II Men's "On Bended Knee" be playing right now.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Mark: Recently I have been thinking about maybe leaving this job, but I felt like I needed a sign. And then Ann broke up with me the week I was going to propose, the government got shut down and yesterday one of those pigeons took an [expletive] on me. And I was indoors, so...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: You know, not everyone has your enthusiasm for this work.
Leslie: You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name all these years, Mark Brendana-quits.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Traditionally, when I end a long-term relationship, I'm a little fragile, and I have a tendency to do some reckless things. So I need to stay away from Chris.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: I think you might find me attractive because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: I have a resting heart rate of 23 beats per minute. The scientists who study me say my heart can pump jet fuel up into an airplane.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: That is not your call.
Ben: I know, it's on your badge.
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Total Quotes: 40
