Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti" Quotes (Page 2)
Ron: Sell the zoo animals.
Ben: OK, to whom?
Ron: Cosmetics labs, weird restaurants. I'm just spitballin' here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: I know what'll loosen up our brains. Massage train. And, I know what you're thinking. It's not that I want a massage; I'll be the caboose. And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.
Lucy: You guys know Tom really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my girlfriend to finish eating breakfast.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Can you go pick up Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes? We need to give him the star treatment.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: Right off the bat, we sell city hall. Let somebody turn it into a large gas station or a TJ Maxx.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I'm an official member of a task force dedicated to slashing the city budget. Just saying that gave me a semi.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: We need to cut expenditures by 32 percent.
Ron: Let's make it an even 40.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Do you think anybody's going to show up?
Leslie: A) Yes. B) Even if they don't, we'll just put the concert on ourselves. But C) Yes, yes. They're definitely going to show up. Although D) Maybe not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 40
