Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 16: "Bailout" Quotes
Ron: I'll have number eight.
Waiter: That's a party platter.
Ron: I know what I am, son.
Thank you Mr. Swanson for your absurd opinion which you share with no one.Leslie
You're a smart, successful young man with an adorable little belly.Chris
Ann: Before I write that letter, you have to spend the week doing everything I say.
April: So what, I have to be your slave or something?
Ann: No, you have to be my friend.
April: Ugh, that's so much worse.
I think Mona Lisa's stealing from me!Tom
I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.Chris
We only have Japenese slime candy and Bulgerian wheat balls.Denis
It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable! Which is why I give ET one and a half stars.Perd
Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.Jean Ralphio
These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.Tom