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Parenthood

Sarah: I thought 40 was the new 30!
Doctor: Not for your ovaries, no.

Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.

Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.

Dad, you've got us piled into these cars like sharecroppers, traipsin' all along the state, and we're doing it for you, and you're mad. It's insane.

Crosby

We don't worry about what you two think, and look at us. We're all smashing successes.

Crosby

Max: You are the meanest woman in the world. I wish you weren't my mother. I'm never talking to you again.
Kristina: Good. Let's start right now.

Does anybody have to pee?!

Zeek

Camille: Zeek, the walkies...
Zeek: One per car. Please don't lose these.
Joel: It'd be hard to.

You are such a bitch!

Max
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